Animal Quotes · Page 82

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

— Bat Masterson

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

— Doris Day

You know the bark is worse than the bite in D.C.

— John Ensign

“People may call it puppy love, but it feels like a full-grown dog when you've got it.”

— Luke Hartwell

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

— George Carlin

To understand animal thinking you've got to get away from a language.

— Temple Grandin

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

— Bill Cosby

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

— David Letterman

When animals age, some humans see them as less valuable, less important and less entertaining.

— Jenna Morasca

I don't care whether animals are capable of thinking; all I care about is that they are capable of suffering!

— Jeremy Bentham

It is well known that apes in the wild offer spontaneous assistance to each other, defending against leopards, say, or consoling distressed…

— Frans de Waal

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

— William Feather

You know what animals exist in the desert. He's going to his indigenous natural habitat. What better place for night crawlers?

— Don King

Indulgence in animal killing for the taste of the tongue is the grossest kind of ignorance

— A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

“Carl walked around the room studying the art hanging on the walls. Seriously, the elephant in Mexico had more talent.”

— Christie Craig

Clothes don't make the man, but they make all of him except his hands and face during business hours, and that's a…

— George Horace Lorimer

“According to Jan, "The personality of animals will develop according to how you raise, train, educate them—you can't generalize about them. Just…

— Diane Ackerman

Wild animals would not stay in a country where there were so many people. Pa did not like to stay, either. He…

— Laura Ingalls Wilder

How absurd these words are, such as beast and beast of prey. One should not speak of animals in that way. They…

— Hermann Hesse

I talk to my inner lover, and I say, why such rush? We sense that there is some sort of spirit that…

— Kabir

Otter is the most brilliant mix of facts ancient and modern about the otter species and its vulnerability to man's seemingly insatiable…

— Virginia McKenna

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit,…

— Leslie Nielsen

Since we can't count on the meat, egg, and dairy industries to protect animals from the most egregious forms of cruelty, what…

— Ingrid Newkirk

You cannot hurt animals, so what do I do? I kill the dog first. Then I do it with the boy. You're…

— Michael Haneke

When my pet Doberman passed away, I felt like I lost my best friend.

— Kellan Lutz

Man is a pliable animal, a being who gets accustomed to everything!

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

DOG: The only creature on Earth that loves you more than itself.

— Anonymous

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

— Amy Hempel

The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.

— Jose Mourinho

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Dumb, dumb dog!” I said. He wagged his tail.”

— Mikhail Iossel

Animals do have emotion. But fear tends to be one of the most primal emotions.

— Temple Grandin

Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs.

— Spike Milligan

Sometimes you think they must have come out of the chimp cages at the Bronx zoo.

— Gerry Cheevers

Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr

Humans are the only animals who will follow unstable pack leaders.

— Cesar Millan

I stopped making films to look after animals.

— Brigitte Bardot

To the extent that animals continue to die needlessly, we are morally bound to speak.

— Nathan Winograd

“Elephants are useful friends: they have handles on both ends.”

— Ogden Nash

The black dog gets the food; the white dog gets the blame

— Chinese Proverbs