Animal Quotes · Page 56

Animals run no risk of going to hell. They are already there.

— Victor Hugo

We should all be like pandas..black, white, and Asian

— Hunter Finley

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

— Woody Allen

“A hound will die for you, but never lie to you.”

— George R.R. Martin

It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

— Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

— Anonymous

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

— Josh Billings

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.

— Brian Hare

If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help:…

— Jack Handey

There's something about watching an animal that puts you in contact with where we came from and what we're still a part…

— John Cleese

I never liked my own species. On why so many of his comics are about animals, in an interview.

— Gary Larson

As I started to research gorillas, I began to understand that they're all totally individual and idiosyncratic, and they have their own…

— Andy Serkis

Experiments with animals have long been handicapped by our anthropocentric attitude: We often test them in ways that work fine with humans…

— Frans de Waal

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote.

— Charlotte Gray

Animals and humans come in many different sizes and colors, but we all have the same loving heart and soul.

— Anthony D. Williams

There is no mode of action, no form of emotion, that we do not share with the lower animals. It is only…

— Oscar Wilde

Most animals are like the unfortunate Gregor Samsa after metamorphosis. They are Kafka-creatures, organisms with rich thoughts and emotions but no system…

— Marc Hauser

As soon as we touch the complex processes that go on in a living thing, be it plant or animal, we are…

— John Jacob Abel

We ought to consider the interests of animals because they have interests and it is unjustifiable to exclude them from the sphere…

— Peter Singer

Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,…

— Antonio Banderas

“Alex said, "Okay, I need to know something. Why the Camel Club?" Stone answered, "Because camels have great stamina. They never give…

— David Baldacci

The true thrift is always to spend on the higher plane; to invest and invest, with keener avarice, that he may spend…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've fostered five dogs for the Best Friends Program, which is an amazing no-kill sanctuary for animals, as well as a greyhound…

— Olesya Rulin

I am always struck by how difficult it is for people to see how much cruelty they are bringing not only upon…

— Neal Barnard

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

— Cassie Steele

I made a wedding planning book and a whole double page is dedicated to the dogs.

— Stacey Solomon

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

— Moliere

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

— Roger Caras

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

— Jon Stewart

“The more I see of men,” she grumbled in one, “the more I love dogs.”50”

— Eleanor Herman

Being surrounded by nature and animals always kept me grounded and happy.

— Alison Eastwood

A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.~

— Ritu Ghatourey

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

— Homer

Man is the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

— George Bernard Shaw

I think I had about 14 dogs in my house at one point.

— Le'Veon Bell

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

— Hari Kondabolu

“There's no animal that sleep-deprives itself like the human.”

— Henri Cole

“The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

I bought my first house because of Animal House.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

— Andy Rooney