“He glued the chair to my ass." Silence. "Is it still...attached?" "I can't get it off.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We stared at each other. The level of politeness had risen to dangerous levels.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.” “I’m outraged!” I snarled. “That bastard!” “Thank you,” Andrea said.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer." I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns. How do you know he is a sex fiend? He is fifteen and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed." "Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something." Andrea held her hand… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I don't… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
So how was it?" she asked. "Kissing Curran?" "I can't let him kiss me again, because if he does, I'll sleep with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” “I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Andrea stared at me. "You're not taking me seriously!" "That's probably because you're not excited enough," Derek said. "You should clench your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I promise to keep my hands, tongue, and other body parts to myself. You risk your life by staying home. It's late… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I stopped the blade two inches before it touched Andrea’s neck. Because she was my best friend, and sticking knives into your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car.” Ascanio’s eyes lit up. “A Hummer. You could buy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“And Raphael will be joining us,” Andrea said. “So you get twice the backup. Nobody will be killing you on our watch.”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me." "Just making… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You're my mate."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your life alone." "Don't… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“We need a bigger gun.” “We need a shower,” Raphael said. “Gun first. Shower later.” Ten minutes later I walked into the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I snapped the crossbow into the top of the mount, took a canvas bundle from the cart, and unrolled it. Crossbow bolts,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Andrea: "…I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Are you happy? When I can get out of my own way. And the rest of the time? The rest of the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Kate?” I have a superior reaction time. That was why although I shot out of my chair, jumped onto my desk, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I held my hand out. “Give me a grenade.” Andrea pulled open her backpack and slid a grenade into my palm. “Wait… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release more demons. What emergency… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share
