Amway gets people into a new life of excitement, promise, profit, and hope. — Jay Van Andel Copy Share Image
Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume… — Dale Dauten Copy Share Image
All of which is mostly bullshit. The reality is that it's just like any other Ponzi scheme: the guys at the top… — Tod Goldberg Copy Share Image
I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
