When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share Image
Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in… — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself. — Dan Quisenberry Copy Share
