“Don't you understand? If that's the case, then - then everything is dicated by random chance! Somewhere, there's a universe where you - for whatever reason - you didn't come looking for me, and I - I slit my throat.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex. Mucus flowed… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from Harper’s Weekly, 1881.” — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Oh, this is not the time for us to get into that meshugenah debate again! Look, the point is that Jesus of Nazareth, who… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat and there… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“And dozens of tiny hands reached up, and cast back dozens of tiny hoods. The robes fell away, revealing a motley of brightly-colored, dwarfish… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“The good news was that we’d found Santa. The bad news was that he was floating in a giant tube of clear fluid, seemingly… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of the help.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“The Revelation of Hashmal, which GOD gave unto him, to shew unto His servants things which shortly must come to pass; and Hashmal sent… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Jesus shrugged. “Have you read the Torah? God doesn’t pick the best of the best. He picks the guys who need help.” — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Jesus shook his head slowly from side to side, then thrust his left hand deep into Santa’s sack. Out came something resembling raw steak,… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“Don't you understand? If that's the case, then - then everything is dicated by random chance! Somewhere, there's a universe where you - for… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“The crucified figure had not been idle. A series of elaborate twists activated a cunning mechanism; the base of the cross blew apart, revealing… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
“There he was, skipping lightly across the surface of the water. He caught my eye and gave me that shit-eating grin again. “Be of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share
