“Besides, it's my God-given right as an American to speak my mind and fill others' ears with my thoughts, my opinions, my innermost feelings, and my repressed childhood memories.” — Tim Anderson Copy Share Image
“Besides, it's my God-given right as an American to speak my mind and fill others' ears with my thoughts, my opinions, my innermost feelings,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share
“Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up at Applebee’s,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share
“Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in the dark,… — Tim Anderson Copy Share
“gaijin, n. 1. foreigner, outsider 2. pest, big fat alien, one who must be stared at on trains” — Tim Anderson Copy Share
