We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them… — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Once every American has a pony then I can - by fiat, executive order or something like that - dismantle the federal government with a snap of my magic fingers. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
One of the most important things about using a bullhorn is you don't have to yell over it. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Imagination is very important to having vision and trying to find things that are different, alternate ways. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
For too long, this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if… — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
