I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Stop holding your truth; speak your truth. Be yourself. It's the healthiest way to be. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
“my heart, I was so hurt and mad . . . but also I felt like that was so funny. Who throws a huge, broke-ass rearview mirror… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
When I pick my greens, right, I smile. I smile when I pick the greens, and when I wash the greens, I smile. Then… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed,… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
The last bag that I bought myself was a Madden Girl backpack that's really cute. And it was on sale for $45! I'm probably… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.' — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
For any women trying to do comedy, I would suggest you do one thing every day towards your goal. First, you figure out what… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
I've studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I've studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don't play around. This is not a game. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
Every teacher that I've ever had, that I still remember their name, made me laugh. I feel like comedy is the best instrument to… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share
