Alibi Quotes · Page 2

I graduated first in my class from alibi school.

— Jeffrey McDaniel

“If fucking were graceful,desire an alibi.”

— Rita Dove

Think and then act. Never act and then alibi.

— Henry Iba

People always ask me, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi.

— Emo Philips

“At the time of the murder, I had an airtight alibi: I spent the night in a Ziploc bag.”

— Jarod Kintz

You must have a love, a great love, to ensure an alibi at unjustified despairs that conquer all of us

— Albert Camus

“I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is air tight.”

— James Ellroy

You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must…

— Christy Mathewson

Anything I tell you is an alibi for something else." Then let's be quiet together.

— Leonard Cohen

“It is necessary to fall in love – the better to provide an alibi for all the despair we are going to…

— Albert Camus

“After all, the best alibi is not the word of a friend, he knew, but the testimony of an enemy.”

— P.J. Bracegirdle

Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you've already made…

— Harvey Penick

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!

— Emo Philips

The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's greatest alibi - 'We was robbed.'

— Billy Evans

“You met a guy in an alley, and he kissed you? Is he still alive, or do I need to provide you…

— I.D. Locke

“any particular idiot in mind?” “I do, indeed. If Tom was actually here on Monday, and he needed an alibi, well, man,…

— Martha Grimes

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear…

— Fred Beck

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

— Will Rogers

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

— Mignon McLaughlin

There are many who find a good alibi far more attractive than an achievement.

— Eric Hoffer