I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.' — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that… — Trey Parker Copy Share
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big… — Trey Parker Copy Share
You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth… — Trey Parker Copy Share
Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this… — Trey Parker Copy Share
I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable. — Trey Parker Copy Share
A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is… — Trey Parker Copy Share
The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. — Trey Parker Copy Share
“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or… — Trey Parker Copy Share
It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down… — Trey Parker Copy Share
What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. — Trey Parker Copy Share
When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!'… — Trey Parker Copy Share
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical — Trey Parker Copy Share
I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original. — Trey Parker Copy Share
