Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.” — L.J. Sellers Copy Share Image
“Smoking kills, because people buy cigarettes. Alcohol kills, because people buy alcohol. War kills, because people buy war.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells...any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing… — James E. Webb Copy Share Image
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
