Yea we can all party hard with some alcohol free beer and censored porn…mmm my stomach is getting all jittery just thinking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm alcohol-free now and even to see the world around me, I appreciate it, but I never truly enjoy too much… — Stan Getz Copy Share Image
“An alcohol-free wedding reception is like masturbating for an hour without reaching orgasm. It’s fun at the beginning, but after a while… — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
