Alarm Goes Quotes by Sean Keogh

“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

— Sean Keogh

“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”

— Sean Keogh

“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.”

— Sean Keogh

“How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?”

— Sean Keogh

“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”

— Sean Keogh

“I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.”

— Sean Keogh

“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”

— Sean Keogh

“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.”

— Sean Keogh

“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”

— Sean Keogh

“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.”

— Sean Keogh

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

— Sean Keogh

“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”

— Sean Keogh

“Never interrupt someone who is making a mistake.”

— Sean Keogh

“I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”

— Sean Keogh

“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”

— Sean Keogh