I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The lawyer's first thought in the morning is how to handle the case of the ringing alarm clock. — Edward Packard Jr Copy Share Image
I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning. — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
The trouble with an alarm clock is that what seems sensible when you set it seems absurd when it goes off — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
Seeing you is my drug, my heart is the dealer, and my alarm clock is my brain when it's working.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just tell myself I gotta get up at 8 A.M. I don't even use an alarm clock. — Karen Civil Copy Share Image
It is easy to be swept away by some overwhelming feeling, so it's helpful to remember that any stressful feeling is like… — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
“Pat yourself on the back for what you do get done. Use to-do lists, alarm clocks, and other ways of booby-trapping your… — John R. Perry Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“For some reason, falling asleep is a lot easier After the rest of the world has been jerked awake by their alarm… — Catherine Alene Copy Share Image
...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My top video is probably the wake up machine. And that one was the first one that started going really viral. It's… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
Our family is very close and since I'm not one for cooking or answering alarm clocks on the first ring, I depend… — Joey Heatherton Copy Share Image
By the Reagan era, the 'culture of poverty' had become a cornerstone of conservative ideology: poverty was caused not by low wages… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m in prison, and I’ll hear my alarm… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was the sunlight coming through the window that woke Alex up; mother nature's own alarm clock rudely snapped him back to… — J.C. Henderson Copy Share Image
“I know I’m not the patron saint of etiquette and me attitude stinks of arse, but at least I don’t dictate to… — Rupert Dreyfus Copy Share Image
“I dreamed about melons that night. I dreamed that a casaba melon grew in our front yard. Grew and grew and grew.… — R.L. Stine Copy Share Image
Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects… — Charles C. Mann Copy Share Image
Parents want their children to excel, callers to a victims' hot line want help, and sick people want to get well. Offering… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
Most of all, however, critics of black conservatives say we've forgotten where we came from. I may forget a federal budget number… — J. C. Watts Copy Share Image
“those doing intense physical activity, 10 hours is not too much. •The best way to figure out the right amount of sleep… — Brad Stulberg Copy Share Image
“That night I dreamed of Conrad. I was the same age I was now, but he was younger, ten or eleven maybe.… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“AFTER MAYAKOVKSY by Denis Johnson It's after one. You're probably alone. All night the moon rings like a telephone in an empty… — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
“When I sit up I am greeted by the world. Level with the treetops I look down on sparrows swooping in and… — Daniel Hays Copy Share Image
“...it turned out to be only our former chauffeur, Tsiganov, who had thought nothing of riding all the way from St. Petersburg,… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
“On May 26th, 2003, Aaron Ralston was hiking, a boulder fell on his right hand, he waited four days, he then amputated… — Rudy Francisco Copy Share Image
“In bed that night, in the darkness, with the illuminated dial of her alarm clock glowing from the bedside table, she asked… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“answer. Donald’s dysfunctional belief was related to Janine’s, but he’d held on to it for much longer—a life of responsible and successful… — Bill Burnett Copy Share Image
