Alamo Quotes by Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

Do you have any bald ice cream?

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

I see the rodeo's in town again.

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

— Bobby H. Barbee, Sr