The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly. — Len Morgan Copy Share Image
Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere. — Paul MacCready Copy Share Image
In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
What is the highest thing in the world? Not the buildings, not the airplanes and not the sky. But it is simply… — Laine Copy Share Image
I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in private airplanes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not going to jump out of airplanes or anything like someone else I know. — Barbara Bush Copy Share Image
Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then… — Stephen Coonts Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of airplanes - those you fly and those that fly you . . . You must have a… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
Flying radio-controlled airplanes [is my guiltiest pleasure]. Only God would give me a hobby where I'm looking up to the sky. It's… — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
From the time I was a little itty-bitty kid, I was going to the airport every day. I began to study all… — Ed Dwight Copy Share Image
“there are no houses to wife. only window seats to occupy when the weather needs changing & waters to flow past our… — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
While Im walking, I do it. On airplanes, I do it. In cars, I do it, so when somebody asks, Hey, can… — The Situation Copy Share Image
“At least when I get on the Boston train I have a good chance of landing in the South Station And not… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I've always loved airplanes and flight. The space program was really important to me as a kid. I still have a photo… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
I feel like there's no reason to put myself through what I put myself through for 20-something years on airplanes, especially these… — Jim Cornette Copy Share Image
“ Too bad the Nazis aren't vampires , Ollie thought. At least with vampires, they could be deterred with holy water, crosses,… — Alan Hlad Copy Share Image
Regarding the air raid over Los Angeles it was learned by Army G2 that Rear Admiral Anderson...recovered an unidentified airplane off the… — George C. Marshall Copy Share Image
Boeing says Let's make production easy. The less work creates more airplanes and improves more opportunity for airlines to buy our aircraft's… — My Copy Share Image
“Show me a cultural relativist at thirty thousand feet and I’ll show you a hypocrite. Airplanes built according to scientific principles work.… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“As I stood there in the first hour of the night, what I felt most was the connection between the deaths of… — Paul Kwiatkowski Tom Griggs Copy Share Image
Airplanes were invented by natural selection. Now you can say that intelligent design designs our airplanes of today, but there was no… — Burt Rutan Copy Share Image
If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago, he would've thought they were birds or angels from another world. — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
These airplanes we have today are no more than a perfection of a child's toy made of paper. — Henri Coanda Copy Share Image
It's not like I'm a rookie pilot. In fact, I invented airplanes. And air. — David Blatt Copy Share Image
Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who follows me on Twitter knows I - I show pictures of my airplanes. — Ed Schultz Copy Share Image
As a pilot, I can tell you drones may be a lot of things; airplanes they are not. — Robin Hayes Copy Share Image
It's like living at an airshow, unless you have something against airplanes, golf, guns, motorcycles, nice cars or drinking. — Brian R. Norris Copy Share Image
I think there's something about traveling in airplanes all the time that's not the healthiest thing in the world for you. — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“There's only one job in this world that gives you an office in the sky; and that is pilot.” — Mohith Agadi Copy Share Image
I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image