“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“It gave him a rugged air that made her suddenly wish to be zipped into a tent with him...and an air mattress.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This thing got a pump?” he asked as he pulled the heavy air mattress out.“No, Ty, you have to blow it up,”… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
