I always get the really aggressive person scooping my guac and sour cream at Chipotle. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share Image
The costs savings was a big win, but now we also have a schedule of events and are clearly aware of when our contracts… — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
My vacation just started, I would describe my mood as euphoric. I may even run and skip at the airport, may not have time… — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
Just hit the express checkout line with 17 items instead of 15, I'm not messing around this year! — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
I always get the really aggressive person scooping my guac and sour cream at Chipotle. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
Has a mime ever choked to death because nobody believed they were choking? — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
Have you ever been so tired you don't feel like brushing your teeth? May happen tonight. — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night? — Jason Kennedy Copy Share
