Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it just in time. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
“if you copy from one author, it’s plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it’s research.” — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing… — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share
