“I am amazingly absent; I believe I am the most absent creature in the world.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Give me the right word and the right accent and I will move the world. — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“I'm little absent minded and that influences my presence of mind.” — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
The secret motive of the absent-minded is to be innocent while guilty. Absent-mindedness is spurious innocence. — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
“Even the most absent minded Soldier will develope a memory like a elephant when mistreated.” — Donavan Nelson Butler Copy Share Image
I just remembered that I'm absent minded... wait, I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I'm a rare kind,I mean I'm absent minded,I did lost my mind,but can't go to hell coz that's where I will find… — Curtis Mayne Copy Share Image
I hated school so intensely. It interfered with my freedom. I avoided the discipline by an elaborate technique of being absent-minded during… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. — Jewel Copy Share Image
“My life is diminished for the absence of great things. Yet they are in reality not absent at all. Rather I am… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
I believe in the gods; or rather I believe that I believe in the gods. But I don't believe that they are… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
Do not talk to me of Archimedes' lever. He was an absent-minded person with a mathematical imagination. Mathematics commands my respect, but… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
The very serpents bite their tails; the bees forget to sting, For a language so celestial setteth up a wondering. And the… — Nathalia Crane Copy Share Image
Because I’m a cat. A big one, the Panther of Rough Storms, in fact. But still a cat. If there’s a saucer… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Slothful, feeble, pretentious, pedantic, elitist - these are some of the epithets that eventually become associated with the absent minded scholar, the… — Alberto Manguel Copy Share Image
I try to teach people to make fewer mistakes. But in designing economic policies, we need to take full account of the… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
“But it's not easy, because friendship is absent-minded or at least powerless. It cannot achieve what it wants. Perhaps, after all, it… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
The Judo pupil, therefore, must cultivate his mind; he must never feel fear, never lose his temper, never be off his guard;… — Yokoyama Sakujiro Copy Share Image
The best generals I have known were... stupid or absent-minded men. Not only does a good army commander not need any special… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The sign work of the Orient it runneth up and down; The Talmud stalks from right to left, a rabbi in a… — Nathalia Crane Copy Share Image
What of the Wright boys in Dayton? Just around the corner they had a shop and did a bicycle business-and they wanted… — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
When a Pueblo Indian does not feel in the right mood, he stays away from the men's council. When an ancient Roman… — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
Take almost any path you please, and ten to one it carries you down in a dale, and leaves you there by… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“He had built up within himself a kind of sanctuary in which she throned among his secret thoughts and longings. Little by… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
I like to put my iPad on the window and leave it there for however long the journey is, so that I'm… — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
“But how will you bear an absentminded man who, if he happens to see you, will kill you? That is what tries… — G. K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Once a hunter met a lion near the hungry critter's lair, and the way that lion mauled him was decidedly unfair; but… — Walt Mason Copy Share Image
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns Copy Share Image
The Fates, like an absent-minded printer, seldom allow a single line to stand perfect and unmarred. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
I left parts of myself everywhere, The way absent-minded people leave Gloves and umbrellas Whose colors are sad from dispensing so much… — Charles Simic Copy Share Image
I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded. — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, a new report says only 7% of scientists believe in God. That is right. And the reason they gave was… — James Traficant Copy Share Image
There is a notion that creative people are absent-minded, reckless, heedless of social customs and obligations. It is, hopefully, true for they… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
The reaction I got from Sônia [Braga] in less than 48 hours after I sent her the script [Aquarius] was so genuine… — Sonia Braga Copy Share Image
“The mind works like a radar. If you try to destroy the mind, you will become absent minded. The mind takes you… — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image