Now that you're 50, your kids should respect you. After all, you graduated from high school and college without Google or Wikipedia. Happy 50th birthday! — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West Copy Share
