Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over. — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a… — Gene Siskel Copy Share Image
On my 50th birthday the Rolling Stones played at my party at Grosvenor House. That's not bad for a kid from Tooting. — Jimmy White Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson Copy Share Image
I lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the world, Cary Grant,… — Tony Bennett Copy Share Image
50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray… — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that,… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian… — Graeme Murphy Copy Share Image
I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now." — Henry Green Copy Share Image
There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
![“For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of weeks later do the blow-out with all my friends.” quote by Dar Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/723/dar-williams-3902_50th-birthday_for-my-50th-birthday-i-just-want-to-make_214165.jpg)
![“I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our property in the Catskills, and that night, skinny-dipping under the stars. Just being free and joyful. And that's how I [felt] about turning 50.” quote by Marcia Gay Harden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/263/marcia-gay-harden-8656_50th-birthday_i-celebrated-my-50th-birthday-by-throwin_568039.jpg)
