That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you love the most. — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Do something that can worth you today and forever. Remember your past as a warned for your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Permanently stuck between I really want to talk to you and I dont want to annoy you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I… — Afroman Copy Share Image
Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without my children my house would be clean my wallet would be full but my heart would be empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You let me throw the bricks through the front window. You go in at the back and take the swag. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Define Nanosecond : The time required for a guy to finish a conversation the moment he finds out the girl he's talking… — Naeem Copy Share Image
420 was Yesterday now your P.O. is calling you in on Monday for a surprise drug test. You straight mess you could… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Friends and lover are a blessing from almighty God and a faithful friend/lover is worth more than gold. What can be a… — Leodonessiony Copy Share Image
I am get stuck exactly what you want actually in photography? You criticized one another comrades just because photography? better focus on… — Diana Yan Manan Copy Share Image
This ain't Facebook... It's More like fuckbook... Sneakbook... Try to cheat n creepbook... lookbook... I don't like that hoe but I'm gone… — Bonita Bryant Morris Copy Share Image
A Good Man will… pump your gas, take out your trash,help pay bills, give you good conversation, make you laugh, help you… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
I don't get it , my mom tells me to get her something so I get it .. when I ask her… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses... But they still Love… — Lisa's Voice Copy Share Image
Ramps have been employed to look in the bins along the marathon route in London for suspicious packages. They will be paid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
The only thing you should be trying to please in this world is god, because: Humans are dishonest Humans are evil Humans… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a… — John Rosevear Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony Copy Share Image
