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Rita folded her arms around herself and peered up at me. “If you’d asked me three months ago I’d have said you were hitting…

— C.E. Murphy

The day we learn to allow an ambulance to pass through in traffic, might be the first step towards being a truly responsible society.

— Boman Irani

He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.

— Simon Munnery

“Can you hear me, Todd? There’s an ambulance on its way.” For a moment his eyes opened a little wider, and he seemed to…

— Clive Barker

“Despite their authoritarian light show, those ice-cream trucks of death couldn't do any more for Perkus's murdered infatuation, his crushed crush, than could keening…

— Jonathan Lethem

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

— John Green

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word ambulance was spelled in reverse print on the…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I'm a praying atheist. When I hear an ambulance siren, I ask for a blessing for those people in trouble, knowing that no one's…

— Geraldine Brooks

“I'm calling an ambulance and a priest!”

— L.J. Amodeo

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really…

— Bob Saget

I'm most proud of the ambulance service. This is emergency work. Many times Edhi ambulances are the first to arrive and save people's lives.…

— Abdul Sattar Edhi

If you or a family member have waited for an ambulance too long, waited for treatment for too long, I am sorry.

— Humza Yousaf

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

— Chris Rock

But where does by far the bulk, the whole ambulance load, of pain really come from? Where must it come from? Isn't the true…

— J. D. Salinger

I know as I'm taking my dying breath, the ambulance guy will ask me why they cancelled Action.

— Illeana Douglas