Make some OJ out of lemons and leave the world wondering…

“when life gives you lemons , ADD salt and enjoy the taste.”

— dina deiranieh

I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in…

— Mary J. Blige

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

— Jade Williams

When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes!

— Amanda Day

Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…

— Conan O'Brien

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

— Lawrence Block

You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…

— David Letterman

Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks,…

— Anonymous

If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn.

— Adam Sessler

“Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?…

— Portal 2

“Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Food, like anything else, lives in the physical world and obeys the laws of physics. When you whisk together some oil and a little…

— Nathan Myhrvold

Life is what you make it. When life throws you lemons, make Sprite

— Akussung Kenneth

When life gives you lemon...squeeze them right back into life's eyes.

— Ali

“Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or…

— Jennifer Paterson