If the girl real fine, 9 times outta 10 she fine just like…

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

— Ray Stevens

I'm a mama's boy.

— Tyler Hoechlin

To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might…

— Celia Rivenbark

I've never had a very quiet voice. I tried in choir to make it smaller, and it just didn't work out. And I listened…

— Beth Ditto

“My boy doesn’t want to come out of there baby, he missed his mama.”

— Jordan Silver

“If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.”

— Ron Hall

I SWAG not to Impress you; but to Impress my mama that gave birth to me while on SWAG.

— Swag Jagar

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,…

— Anonymous

The character of 'Mama' is so ambitious in a way that everything I did was always on the verge of being almost funny. So…

— Andy Muschietti

I'm just one woman away, my mother, from being the same as Mike Tyson. I would've ended up like him if my mama had…

— Evander Holyfield

What'd you say about my mama?

— O-Dog

Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a…

— Johnny Cash

Calling Michelle 'Obama Barack's baby mama?' Tell me, is that acceptable? But the Obamas aren't the only targets. Fox's pattern of race-baiting and fear-mongering…

— Nas

When we were at school we were taught to sing the songs of the Europeans. How many of us were taught the songs of…

— Julius Nyerere