to understand pretending," Ombric was fond of saying, "is…

You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply.

— William Joyce

I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren't encouraged and then didn't go anywhere with it and…

— William Joyce

“Old friends sometimes need no words to understand each other.”

— William Joyce

I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs.

— William Joyce

We know that England is crying for a leader, and that leader has emerged in the person of the greatest Englishman I have ever…

— William Joyce

“Up there in the sky. Don’t you see him? No, not the moon. The Man in the Moon. He wasn’t always a man. Nor…

— William Joyce

So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things…

— William Joyce

“I used the excess dirt to make a few more continents. Australia is my best work, I think," -Bunnymund”

— William Joyce

“They want what they don't need, or can't use, or won't ever make them whole.”

— William Joyce

If you really want to tell stories, do it and don't be dissuaded.

— William Joyce

“I think all wishes are the same, really," she continued. "Whether they ask for this, that, or the other, what they are really asking…

— William Joyce

Watch over our child. Guide him safely from the ways of harm. Keep happy his heart, brave his soul, and rosy his cheeks. Guard…

— William Joyce

And I was lucky enough to have teachers that really, really looked out for me and really encouraged all that. And in rural Louisiana,…

— William Joyce

I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the…

— William Joyce

Chuchill has renounced all British interests in Europe and those of his people who are not blind now realise that the pretext for this…

— William Joyce