I adore quotes.

“I adore italics, don't you?”

— Ronald Firbank

“Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.

— Brian Celio

“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't have the best track record with quotes.

— Jim Mattis

“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Quotes are for chumps.”

— Evan Tjader

“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In the United States, periods and commas go inside the quotation mark. In Britain, they go outside the quotation mark. Squiggly said, “No.” (United…

— Mignon Fogarty

We are ruled by quotations.

— Susan Sontag

Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal.

— Peg Bracken