Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she…

I have always preferred satin sheets.

— Mukul Dev

So before we end And then begin We'll drink a toast to how it's been A few more hours to be complete A few…

— Billy Joel

White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her.

— Cindy Gerard

If the sheets are still on the bed when its over, your doing it wrong.

— Anonymous

Don't date a woman who doesn't take care of her place (she won't take care of you).

— Vantile Whitfield

Don't date a woman without cable (no cable, no SportsCenter).

— Vantile Whitfield

Don't date a woman who gives you a pager number instead of a home number (she's looking for control).

— Vantile Whitfield

Do up your room, light up a few candles, have pretty satin sheets and soft music playing.

— Mazher (@mazher50

The trouble is that privacy is at once essential to, and in tension with, both freedom and security. A cabinet minister who keeps his…

— Timothy Garton Ash

“He wanted her scent invading his home, his sheets, his bed.”

— Savannah Stuart

“The housekeeper had been there that afternoon. I could always tell because the sheets on the bed would be tucked in so tight, trying…

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“He wouldn't let his servants change the sheets on his bed because they still smelled like her, because he went to sleep dreaming that…

— Sarah J. Maas

If you date one woman a year, times 10 years, and that's 10 women.

— Ira Glass

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

— Mark Patinkin

“It’s like when you marry a woman, you marry her family. When you date a woman who texts compulsively, you’re taking two hundred of…

— Anonymous