I love a guy who can make me laugh.

There are guys who play lacrosse, and there are lacrosse players.

— Brendan Mundorf

Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul…

— L. Neil Smith

I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding…

— Darynda Jones

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I…

— Mitch Hedberg

I think a business guy is different from an artist. They walk different paths. Artists create the best outputs when they're having fun. And…

— G-Dragon

And I have been very blessed, having coached some of the greatest that have ever played the game. But if I had to start…

— Red Auerbach

I'm not a huge social media kind of guy, so I don't really know, I don't really ever get... at least in real life,…

— Freddie Stroma

I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they made a…

— Kenny Wormald

I think I've had the longest career of strength, focus, and still being able to sell records. I think I'm that guy. I'm still…

— Nas

I want to be perceived as a guy who played his best in all facets, not just scoring. A guy who loved challenges.

— Michael Jordan

Everybody is different. Some writers can write reams of great books and then J. D. Salinger wrote just a few. Beethoven wrote nine symphonies.…

— Billy Joel

It's easy to say, let's go in and get the bad guys. But you have a divided country of Sunnis and Shias. The United…

— Tulsi Gabbard

I have always been a big meta guy because I think the way journalism is practiced in Washington, and the way everyone sort of…

— Mark Leibovich

Hollywood is so fixated on keeping it that way because it's generating the buzz, but that representation isn't right. I definitely feel like it's…

— John Boyega

I was never the best-looking guy; I was never the Tom Cruise-looking guy.

— Craig Sheffer