Love is the only shocking act left on the planet.

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

— Sandra Bernhard

The most shocking act, closely examined, is just a louder version of some habitual gesture.

— Susan Choi

I love shocking people.

— Esai Morales

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

— Mort Sahl

I wrote a piece from North Korea called Visit to a Small Planet which is a line I stole from a play of Gore…

— Christopher Hitchens

“Most other countries didn’t have doodley-squat. Many of them weren’t even inhabitable anymore. They had too many people and not enough space. They had…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“If I was to kill everybody who didn't love me and never would, wouldn't be nobody left on the planet?”

— Catherine Ryan Hyde

For one reason or another, the good God has left me on this planet; surely, I will not sit around and not do what…

— Gary Rossington

Capitalism is like Japanese Knotweed: nothing kills it off. If there were only two people left on the planet, one of them would find…

— Jeanette Winterson

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone.…

— Laura Kightlinger

Happy Valentines Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don’t give up.…

— Jeanette Winterson

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect…

— Dan Savage

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare…

— Andy Rooney

On Valentine's Day, couples in Calgary can celebrate their love for each other with couples' nude yoga - great way to get in shape…

— Peter Sagal

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to…

— Cesar Romero