The Internet is to news," he said, "what car horns are to…

Car horns were invented to warn other drivers of your presence, not to express displeasure or greetings.

— Ann Widdecombe

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me…

— Darynda Jones

When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like…

— Mitch Hedberg

I think car horns should sound like gun shots…I bet you'll move then.

— Anonymous

I feel like rumors get crazy and people blow up the whole internet with news. I feel like, once you're doing a job, you…

— Paul Dano

Internet news cycles are by the minute, and any fool can take a headline from the Associated Press and send it out as news.

— Harold Evans

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

— Vince McMahon

The sea change that has come is the information age. We don't have to just read The New York Times anymore. We can pull…

— Pete du Pont

On the Internet, news is consumed a la carte. If someone shows up on the main page of a website and doesn't see anything…

— Drew Curtis

My first job was in a Bohemian polka band, the Rejcek family polka band in Abbott. The old man in the band had another…

— Willie Nelson

The Brick House was one of the toughest joints I ever played in ... Guys would drink and fight one another like circle saws.…

— Louis Armstrong

And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set…

— John Frusciante

The hollow horn plays wasted words, proves to warn that he not busy being born is busy dying.

— Bob Dylan

We're not very dangerous animals; we don't have a horn like a rhino or quills like a porcupine.

— Helen Fisher

Black music has always known, and not been afraid to acknowledge just how high the stakes of Black thought are. To summarize the final…

— Frank B. Wilderson III