Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan…

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

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Theres a jungle cat in the bathroom - allan

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To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

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Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions…

— The Hangover

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

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Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price

— The Hangover

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan…

— The Hangover

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map…

— The Hangover

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner

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Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think…

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Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

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Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu

— The Hangover

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him…

— The Hangover

Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this…

— The Hangover

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

— The Hangover