Ooh, J, he's got ink too." "Just when i didn't think he…

“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have nothing to say?”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was a pen, and the ink just flowed through him.”

— David Jacob Knight

I rock harder than you simply cause Im hotter than you and you know deep down its bothering you.

— Anonymous

Our carbon emissions have to eventually go to zero. We have to. Otherwise we're never going to have a stable climate and that's what…

— Katharine Hayhoe

I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.

— Freddie Highmore

It is technology. They all changed to a harder golf ball, so they gave up spinning on the greens. They all changed to longer…

— Tiger Woods

“That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.”

— J.T. Geissinger

“He continued holding her but slid her soft frame down his body until her lips were even with his. She wound her hands through…

— Abigail Sharpe

When I first began examining the global-warming scare, I found nothing more puzzling than the way officially approved scientists kept on being shown to…

— Christopher Booker

“I saw you eyeing me earlier. You’re hotter than hell. How about you come out with me so we can get shit blazin’?" ~Montana”

— Shanora Williams

“Why, it’s hotter than Hades in here,” said Miss Lizzie. She went right over and threw the window open. “No wonder he’s lookin’ so…

— Jackie French Koller

Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could…

— Mickey Rooney

“God.” Jules sighed longingly. “You don’t even know. That man’s hotter than Georgia asphalt in July.”

— Kele Moon

We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.

— June Carter Cash

“I'm hotter than you!”

— Stephenie Meyer