This is like a reverse clown car.

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.

— Ellen DeGeneres

“If you want to know what he’s like — reverse what his opponents say.”

— Idries Shah

“He referred to the human brain as a clown car parked between our ears. Open the doors and the clowns pile out.”

— Karen Joy Fowler

I think of game development as a clown car moving through tall grass,

— Ken Rolston

“She looks like she just saw a ghost, a unicorn, and Hello Kitty having a three-way in a clown car and they didn’t invite…

— Richard Kadrey

“Jary, Garge, Elane and Daved Pady emerge from the Lamborgini Veneno like sad clown's from the SICKEST clown car ever.”

— Seinfeld 2000

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Duggar it's a vagina not a clown car!

— Anonymous

You see, this heart, won't settle down; just like a child, running, scared, from a clown. Demi Lovato

— Demi Lovato

You know, I was the class clown in Catholic school, but I never thought I would make a living out of it!

— Sofia Vergara

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who…

— Richard Simmons

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

— Darynda Jones

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

— Eric Stonestreet

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

— D. J. MacHale

“October 3, 2017 The clown, Hagarty said, looked like a cross between Ronald McDonald and that old TV clown, Bozo—or so he thought at…

— Stephen King