He has a crooked nose.

The conversation ran as fluidly as the tea out of the samovar’s crooked nose.

— Ella Leya

There's no symmetry in nature. One eye is never exactly the same as the other. There's always a difference. We all have a more…

— Edouard Manet

I've always felt if my nose were more crooked, critics would focus more on my acting.

— Tim Daly

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

— David Harsanyi

“CLOV [sadly] No one that ever lived ever thought so crooked as we.”

— Samuel Beckett

The desires of the heart...are as crooked as a corkscrew.

— Robert Stone

I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked.

— Daphne Guinness

I'm talkin' about a good girl gone bad crooked world, wrong path.

— Anonymous

“He is crooked enough to hide behind a spiral staircase.”

— Anne McCaffrey & Margaret Ball

I support all people on earth who have bodies like and unlike my body, skins and moles and old scars, secret and public hair,…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

The habit of taking the line of least resistance makes all rivers and some men crooked.

— Napoleon Hill

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth,…

— Amy Sedaris

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid.

— Jonah Lomu

Hey Sydney," she said, giving me a small, crooked smile as she entered the room. Her flashing, dark eyes were friendly, but they were…

— Richelle Mead

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has…

— Jean Paul