He taught me how to eat avocados by melting grape jelly…

I buck the trend: I eat avocados on a Sunday morning and I'm a homeowner.

— Russell Howard

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large…

— Arthur Smith

“Easy Avocado Dressing Serves: 4 2 avocados 1 lime, juiced 1 clove garlic, minced ¼ cup minced onion 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast ⅛ teaspoon…

— Joel Fuhrman

I feel old and vulnerable. I now realise that I knew nothing and know nothing, but back when my career was beginning, I thought…

— James Nesbitt

What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!--and you, Garcia…

— Allen Ginsberg

“People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, 'I want to eventually experience something less amazing.”

— Gregor Collins

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

— Karl Pilkington

Three days a week and I'm home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados.

— Martin Milner

When our employees walk in in the morning, they see food. They have to cook. At the restaurants, we chop cilantro, onions, and limes…

— Steve Ells

This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a…

— April Bowlby

He created the flavors! He created the colors. He created it all, and he did it all out of the overflow of his perfections.…

— Matt Chandler

I use color as my chief guide. But I always squeeze an avocado - you want the fruit to feel close to the skin.…

— Dorie Greenspan

If we got an educational program going, we could tell people, "Instead of butter, use avocado." That's something we eat, it has the good…

— Sandra Cisneros

I spent years working in low-budget horror films. When you've done 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death,' you can handle anything!

— Adrienne Barbeau

I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I…

— Nick Antosca