To fart or not to fart, that is the question.

“Whereas chimpanzees spend five hours a day chewing raw food, a single hour suffices for people eating cooked food. The advent of cooking enabled…

— Yuval Noah Harari

Why do some die and some live? The answer was clearly, that on the whole the best fitted live. From the effects of disease…

— Alfred Russel Wallace

“In more ancient times the life was simpler, but now the discovery of all these different medicines for curing dyspepsia shows that people are…

— Virchand Raghavji Gandhi

Knowledge that is not put into practice is like food that is not digested.

— Sathya Sai Baba

It is by far the most elegant worship, hardly excepting the Greek mythology. What with incense, pictures, statues, altars, shrines, relics, and the real…

— Lord Byron

Born merely for the purpose of digestion.

— Jean de la Bruyere

In America, we eat until we're full, which means we usually go past the point of satiety because satiety actually follows digestion.

— Harley Pasternak

Mathematics is of two kinds, Rigorous and Physical. The former is Narrow: the latter Bold and Broad. To have to stop to formulate rigorous…

— Oliver Heaviside

I'd rather sing one wild song and burst my heart with it, than live a thousand years watching my digestion and being afraid of…

— Jack London

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”

— Steven Magee

Every one should be his own physician. We ought to assist, and not to force nature. Eat with moderation...Nothing is good for the body…

— Voltaire

“Pineapples are one of nature’s medicines.”

— Steven Magee

Thou mayest as well expect to grow stronger by always eating as wiser by always reading. Too much overcharges Nature, and turns more into…

— R. Buckminster Fuller

I don't know a better preparation for life than a love of poetry and a good digestion.

— Zona Gale

“If you are having mysterious sickness for years that doctors have had little success in treating, an intestinal parasite cleanse is always worth a…

— Steven Magee