Two babbies shagging each other like they were the first…

There's nothing worse than a violent beating from an unremarkable person. Physical violence with someone is too much like shagging them. Too much id…

— Irvine Welsh

Once you've been with each other in a primal, shagging state, it's hard to talk about the weather.

— Irvine Welsh

“... "shagging" - a quasi-comical activity, like belching or farting, except it was more taboo and more necessary than these.”

— Amit Chaudhuri

I'd never really wanted to have a really 'private' life before. But when somebody starts delving into it and printing details through the tabloids…

— Jarvis Cocker

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

— Jeaniene Frost

All songs are about shagging, you can't deny it

— John Peel

I knew if I became famous I was going to get girls. I loved it. For the first six months, I was shagging everything.…

— The Wanted

I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.

— Frankie Boyle

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he…

— Billy Connolly

“You have sex on the brain twenty-four seven Viv. I think you might need therapy." "Perhaps I do. Don't get me wrong I'm no…

— L.H. Cosway

How galling to watch someone who looks like you, who basically is you, do all the shagging you didn't get to do.

— David Tennant

Right, then, mate, terribly sorry for my unspeakable rudeness, and I do beg your pardon. I can only say that it was caused by…

— Jeaniene Frost

When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't.

— Stephan Jenkins

In a love scene that's really advantageous because you don't have that horrible moment of: "We don't really know what we're supposed to be…

— James McAvoy

My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.

— Warren Ellis