When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my pistol.

“When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my pistol.”

— Hanns Johst

I look around for a conveniently loaded pistol.Sadly, there doesn't seem to be one available, so I have no choice but to answer the…

— Meg Cabot

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

— Coolio

I used to have a gun made every month; I would get another pistol made that I would design. I'm very into the military…

— Steven Seagal

I am going to hold a pistol to the head of the Modern Man. But I shall not use it to kill him–only to…

— Anonymous

If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't…

— Anton Chekhov

Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock.

— Tommy Lee Jones

It is not the office of art to spotlight alternatives, but to resist by its form alone the course of the world, which permanently…

— Theodor Adorno

Whenever I go and see the Führer, I've got a loaded pistol in my pocket.

— Franz Halder

Idiotic reply, June. Why don't you punch him in the face while you're at it. I turn even more flustered when I remember that…

— Marie Lu

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

— Victor Hugo

The purpose of the pistol is to stop a fight that somebody else has started, almost always at very short range.

— Jeff Cooper

I love Pistol Pete and the pistols. Man, I just love to do that. I put on that Pistol Pete head and shoot those…

— Lee Corso

I never pulled a loaded pistol on anybody, but it got around that I did. It got turned into lore. It's a myth. There's…

— Barry Hannah

But he is tired. He puts the pistol to his head again. He says, “I never asked to be born in the first place.

— Kurt Vonnegut