They were the last words I expected to hear. And they…

I never give anyone advice: it can backfire horribly. In the 1950s, Eric Morecambe told Ken Dodd to get his teeth fixed. But those…

— Paul Merton

To live by medicine is to live horribly.

— Carl Linnaeus

Sure, theories of humor discern a few broad invariants: incongruity, misattribution, etc. But whereas I might find a blind date gone horribly wrong to…

— Paul Di Filippo

“If we're going to die horribly, we're all going to do it together.”

— Mira Grant

I think it's the easiest thing in the world to be horribly critical about yourself.

— Andrea Riseborough

“To marry is to narrow one's possibilities horribly.”

— Jude Morgan

You don't want to end up living a horribly narcissistic life, do you? And everything about fame and celebrity sort of suggests that kind…

— Jodhi May

The Bush administration got a lot of things horribly wrong in its disaster response to the New Orleans flood, and it deserves almost all…

— Timothy Noah

I know so many people who are eaten up by regret. It manifests itself in so many ways. They either become mentally a bit…

— Tippi Hedren

“["Emoticon" is] one of the worst words ever--it deserves to die horribly in a head-on crash with infotainment .”

— Geoff Nunberg

War is a horribly fascinating thing.

— Robert Sherrod

I had just been promoted to the first rugby team. It was a perfect, wonderful coming of age. My brother was already in the…

— Anthony Browne

I think portraying human beings trying to hold on to their humanity against pretty much certain odds that they'll die horribly in some way…

— Scott M. Gimple

For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of…

— Nick Swardson

I feel horribly vindicated. Three thousand people died who didn't have to die.

— Caleb Carr