Stupidity is the chlorine that cleans out the gene pool.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

— Jimmy Carr

In organic chemistry there exist certain types which are conserved even when, in place of hydrogen, equal volumes of chlorine, of bromine, etc. are…

— Jean-Baptiste Dumas

[The popular impression about some chemists is that] the aquafortis and the chlorine of the laboratories have as effectually bleached the poetry out of…

— George Wilson

“I have never seen a food writer mention this, but all shrimp imported into the United States must first be washed in chlorine bleach…

— Charles Clover

“even a scientist can’t help thinking of the Periodic Table as a zoo of one-of-a-kind animals conceived by Dr. Seuss. How else could we…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Chlorine is my perfume.

— Anonymous

I can't swim. I've got better, but I can't go out of my depth. As soon as I smell chlorine my heart starts racing.

— Frank Skinner

Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!

— Anonymous

I will roar argon into chlorine, xenon into fluorine, all the noble gases into reactive ones My lament will terrify even the stars.

— Jessica Stern

[Professor Bragg asserts that] In sodium chloride there appear to be no molecules represented by NaCl. The equality in number of sodium and chlorine…

— Henry Edward Armstrong

“No one told me holy water had chlorine in it.”

— Melanie Fair

I was an impostor, the worthy associate of a brigand, &c., &c., and all this for an atom of chlorine put in the place…

— Auguste Laurent

When I was a child, our summer days were spent swimming; chlorine in my hair was like perfume to me.

— Patti Davis

We've polluted the stratosphere with these chlorine and bromine compounds, and because it's now colder, and because we have this change in the climate,…

— Paul Newman

My whole family swims! You can pretty much say chlorine runs in our veins.

— Ryan Lochte