Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant…

Some scientists use TeX or LatEX but for most people Word is the thing that writers use these days.

— Miguel de Icaza

Scientists use satellites to track weather, map ice sheet melting, detect diseases, show ecosystem change... the list goes on and on. I think nearly…

— Sarah Parcak

You must not blame us scientists for the use which war technicians have put our discoveries.

— Lise Meitner

Scientists must use the simplest means of arriving at their results and exclude everything not perceived by the senses.

— Ernst Mach

I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.

— Damien Hirst

I think that Damien Hirst putting a shark in a bath of formaldehyde is nothing.

— William Klein

My boarding school experience was the only thing I had strong enough feelings to write about for hundreds and hundreds of pages. I can…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

“Hope is the formaldehyde of life.”

— Volatalistic Phil

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved

— Robin Williams

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

— Ian Harding

“This Syrian circus/crisis we are going through is hilarious... It’s like watching some thug killing another person and asking him for his bullets but…

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is…

— Edie Campbell

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

— Robert Conquest

My life is an open book. With illustrations.

— Hugh Hefner