It's an erectoral vote… it doesn't mean dick.

“Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures.  What?  Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my Kade-ness.  You…

— Christine Zolendz

“Just because you're thinking about stabbing somebody doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.”

— Chris F. Holm

“If you have never did a mistake, then death is impossibe, but then, death is a possible mistake.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“For the people of my country," Renato said, "water is everything: love, life, religion... even God." "It is like that for me too," I…

— Pam Houston

“Every problem of medicine is a problem of language, and this operation was a malapropism.”

— William S. Wilson

“Don't be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is not beautiful…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

And the president is all wrong when he maintains that a nominee should have an up-or-down vote. The Constitution doesn't say that. The Constitution…

— Robert Byrd

People may like what third-party candidates say, because often they are the only ones saying anything, but they usually won't vote for someone who…

— Michael Parenti

It's hard to say that something is legitimate when a whole portion of the country can't vote and doesn't vote.

— John F. Kerry

Some people just decide they won't vote for you, but it doesn't have to be all negative.

— Bert Lance

“You know your vote doesn't count, but you go through the motions, because it's been drummed into your head that you might be the…

— Marshall Karp

“Your vote doesn’t count. All that counts is who counts the votes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It doesn't take a PhD in Statistics to know that your one vote doesn't count!”

— Rick Schmoyer

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

— David Letterman

Some people might feel like their vote doesn't matter but it really does.

— Mike Conley Jr