The Professor shook his head. ‘On the contrary, my motives…

“Will you gentlemen take breakfast with me?’ asked the Professor. There is little need to record the answer to that particular question.”

— Robert Rankin

“Omally shook his head. ‘Police stations are bad places to break into, this is well known.”

— Robert Rankin

Consider him in his highest incarnation: the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body…

— H. L. Mencken

I was in Estonia when a professor asked me if I was aware that making any criticism of the Red Army during the war…

— Antony Beevor

“Mr S. got angry. ‘Yes, I do have a son. He’s a good-for-nothing. A dead loss.’ I couldn’t ask which prison he was in,…

— George Mikes

“The last class of my old professor's life took place once a week in his house, by a window in the study where he…

— Mitch Albom

...academic credentials are neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition for having your ideas taken seriously. If a famous professor repeatedly says stupid things,…

— Paul Krugman

I never had a single female professor throughout my whole education, from the beginning of university to the end. Even all the books were…

— Margaret Geller

I remember when I was a freshman in college, I was still somewhat bothered by... worried... about religion. I remember going to this professor…

— B. F. Skinner

If nothing else came out of all of this debacle over Obamacare, one thing that should is a class-action lawsuit against the University of…

— Louie Gohmert

You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain.

— Ernest Borgnine

Most people have an aversion to risk, my college economics professor told me. Which means they have to be rewarded to take on that…

— Michael Arrington

“There's no difference between a madman and a professor...it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.

— Anonymous

“Every professor worth his PhD should have a fireplace in his study.”

— Nora Roberts