Wouldn’t you leave a light on? Knowing what I knew and not…

I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.

— Rob Thurman

All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my…

— Rob Thurman

What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.

— Rob Thurman

“Anyone with less intestinal fortitude, inhuman or not, would've been curled up on the floor sucking his thumb. I basked in the attention and…

— Rob Thurman

“When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't…

— Rob Thurman

Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now.

— Rob Thurman

Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?

— Rob Thurman

You're the little spoon, aren't you?

— Rob Thurman

“Good Samaritans: Truth, justice and the American way–for them it wasn't only a comic book code; it was a way of life. it was…

— Rob Thurman

It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was Catcher. My…

— Rob Thurman

Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe fetish, "The…

— Rob Thurman

“There are monsters among us. There always have been and there always will be. I’ve known that ever since I can remember, just like…

— Rob Thurman

“Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be…

— Rob Thurman

At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was…

— Rob Thurman

“I'd be a monster fighter who rode the bus. It didn't get any more bad-ass than that.”

— Rob Thurman