If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar…

The cosmic calendar compresses the local history of the universe into a single year. If the universe began on January 1st it was not…

— Carl Sagan

I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I…

— Steven Wright

Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come?

— Helen Hunt Jackson

The calendar? A mere convention.

— Irina Ratushinskaya

Chronological time is what we measure by clocks and calendars; it is always linear, orderly, quantifiable, and mechanical. Kairotic time is organic, rhythmic, bodily,…

— Sam Keen

Time, by moments, steals away, First the hour, and then the day; Small the daily loss appears, Yet it soon amounts to years

— John Newton

There is a small segment of people with autism that have savant skills, where they can memorize entire maps of whole entire city. They…

— Temple Grandin

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

— Gilbert Gottfried

More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all other causes combined.

— Fred Brooks

I have now been an officer in this Church for a very long time. I am an old man who cannot deny the calendar.…

— Gordon B. Hinckley

It is not without trepidation that I have appropriated the codes of the Sublime and the Picturesque in my work. After all, serious photographers…

— John Pfahl

There are only two days on my calendar... today and the day of judgment

— Martin Luther

The ways in which acquired savants show up are usually the same ways that congenital, or non-acquired, savant syndrome shows up. They tend to…

— Darold Treffert

The battle for our hearts is fought on the pages of our calendar.

— Bob Goff

To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry…

— Clifton Fadiman