Pretty Sure Hearthstone’s Dad Is a Cow-Abducting Alien

“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”

— Rick Riordan

“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…

— Rick Riordan

Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…

— Rick Riordan

Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…

— Rick Riordan

“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…

— Rick Riordan

Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!

— Rick Riordan

“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…

— Rick Riordan

“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”

— Rick Riordan

There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…

— Rick Riordan

“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…

— Rick Riordan

It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…

— Rick Riordan

I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…

— Rick Riordan

“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…

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— Rick Riordan

[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his…

— Rick Riordan