Make you a deal, she said. I'll watch my ass, you watch…

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

— Craig Benzine

Nothing is sudden in nature: whereas the slightest storms are forecasted several days in advance, the destruction of the world must have been announced…

— Nicolas Antoine Boulanger

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

— Steven Wright

There is good evidence that last year's European heat wave was influenced by global warming. It resulted in 26,000 premature deaths and cost $13.5bn.

— Tony Blair

My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here.

— Anonymous

Right-thinking people are not supposed to discuss any meteorological or geophysical event - a hurricane, a wildfire, a heat wave, a drought, a flood,…

— Joel Achenbach

Among the environmental trends undermining our future are shrinking forests, expanding deserts, falling water tables, collapsing fisheries, disappearing species, and rising temperatures. The temperature…

— Lester R. Brown

“I told you not to bother coming. Scott or Travis would have shown up eventually, and now you’re all here,” she grumbles. I see…

— Emily Harper

“FOR NO REASON but to irritate me, we get a heat wave in December.”

— Kathryn Stockett

“It is a foible of our human nature that when we have an extremely unpleasant experience, it gives us a peculiar satisfaction if it…

— Karel Čapek

Silent Summer - a never-ending heat wave, devoid of birdsong, insect hum, and all the weird and wonderful living noises that subconsciously keep us…

— Mark Lynas

For the sake of our children and our future, we must do more to combat climate change. Now, it's true that no single event…

— Barack Obama

Climate change is a global problem. The planet is warming because of the growing level of greenhouse gas emissions from human activity. If this…

— Malcolm Turnbull

“Who isn't interesting enough to help -- what forgotten woman sits in a lawn chair in her yard with a can of soda pressed…

— Ali Liebegott

“The Romans called the Canaanites in Latin Cananaei, or Canaorum. These words are related etymologically to the Latin word for female dog “Canarius.” The…

— David Flynn